Ninja Warrior

Since we have one of the cheapest cable options available, I get excited when we receive preview channels from time to time. Currently, we get a channel called G4.

As a result, I have become addicted to my new favorite show, Ninja Warrior. Yes, I said it. Iron Chef was my old favorite show, not the America version.

Ninja Warrior is totally awesome because ninjas are totally awesome.

Nuff said.

What every kid should own...

If you were half the man Wang Wang is.. you would be 1'6" tall.

A Lyrical Masterpiece.

This could happen to you.

A lot of people might not know that Juliette Lewis, the super famous movie actress, is also in a cutting edge rock band. A lot of folks would think that her on stage performance is so energetic and free spirited. Her stage performance is full of violent jerking motions and Iggy Pop like contortions. But the sad thing is, it is not a stage performance, she has an affliction. Julliette suffers from Omphalo Spasmoltia. Omphalo Spasmoltia is a disease where the inflicted are obsessed with wanting to see their belly button, but when they try to look, the inflicted's brain tricks the muscles into doing the exact opposite of looking into your belly button. This has been know to drive people insane and drive them to commit suicide. (see picture)

This is what democracy in the Middle East sounds like.

Random thoughts: B.F.F.

Really, when making an acronym, could you us a worse combination of letters? This is actually worse than B.J. (maybe).