Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Answer: The Whiggery

Here and now, before God The Almighty and Bush (Boosh) Himself, I pronounce the establishment of the New Whig Party.

We will all wear mullet wigs and focus on the strengthening of OUR country. We will not play in the sandboxes of the world, only our own. The world will be a better place.

The Unity '08 party is a feeble attempt to achieve that which the New Whig Party will: True Democracy.

1 comment:

The Kilted Yaksman said...

I have always been a true fan of Isolationism!!! You are slowly making your way to the dark side!!!