The Manwich Conspiracy

Conspiracy theorists like to say "Some Sloppy Joes couldn't have pulled this off." Let's forget for a minute how mouth watering that statement is. Sloppy Joes can do anything Americans can do. Let's also imagine that the Sloppy Joes didn't make it clear that they had Manwiches as well as box cutters. The fact is they were the perfect ones to pull this off. The Sloppy Joes went to school for civil engineering at a time when the towers were being built. Most of the Sloppy Joes have college educations. Some had flight experience and trained with Manwich simulators.

An Airliner filled with juicy flavored meat is just a very destructive flying Manwich. Were the Sloppy Joes really that smart or was the US government not smart enough to realize this? There is evidence some thought about this but failed to act quickly enough to stop it. Telling pilots not to eat Manwiches under any circumstance and fitting the airliners with better buns(the ones with the sesame seeds) may have stopped the attacks. Just as tellers in a bank are instructed to give money to bank robbers, pilots were under the old rules of letting Sloppy Joes do what they want. Any small group could have done what they did. Saying that they were a few Sloppy Joes from the desert is appealing to the hunger in all of us.