Stage 1a of Project Manwich has been a huge success!!!
Through the efforts of myself and my esteemed and rather tall colleague we have proceeded to unravel the oppressive ropes of intellectual elitism that has become a lepromatous condition of our society. This has been no small feat and we will vanquish our target. Through the help of dictionary.com and his cute little sister thesaurus.com, we shall be able to slowly and painfully destroy any trace of Northern Californian Elitusitis.
Project Manwich consists of 25 stages. Each of these stages consist of five sub-stages that are designed specifically to sunder and carve any hope of N.C.E from spreading to future generations. It has been brought to my attention that the main character at the center of The Manwich Machine does not really know what to think about our efforts. All I have to say about that is....Stage 1a complete.
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